If you have ever seen the movie Zoolander, Ben Stiller's eponymous character Derek Zoolander cannot turn left throughout the entire movie. At the very end, he does and he was so proud of himself:
Matilda: Derek that was unbelievable!
Derek Zoolander: I know! I turned left!
Matilda: Yeah, that too, but Derek, you saved the prime minister of Malaysia!
Derek Zoolander: Oh, right, cool.
Clearly it was pretty important that he was able to finally turn left. But why couldn't he before?
It could be because he was employed by the UPS.
I just read an article about UPS and its strategies for improving efficiencies and one such strategy is to prohibit(for the most part) drivers from turning left. Supposedly this reduces traffic accidents(something like 60% of accidents occur with drivers turning left) as well as improves time and fuel efficiency as they don't spend their time burning time and fuel waiting to cross oncoming traffic. The UPS has such sophisticated maps that it provides routes that minimize or entirely avoid any left handed turns.
Next time you are behind a UPS truck see for yourself; they will most likely not make any left-handed turns. Even if it is to save the prime minister of Malaysia.
Until next time,
Danny
Once a runner, now a father. Danny takes on the world of parenting. Miles of trials, trials of miles or more like trials by diapers. Stay tuned!
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Friday, February 17, 2017
Taper Time
There are 15 days remaining until my A race on March 4th. I will be toeing the line at the Columbia Marathon where I hope to run my first sub-three hour marathon in almost two years. Last year's marathon running in the tropics yielded a best performance of 3:03 at the Trinidad Marathon last January. The year before I didn't even race a marathon. As you can surmise from last blog post about Nashville, my training has been sporadic. I've had some pretty good weeks and then some with barely any miles.
This is usually the time where I panic and start thinking that I can somehow miraculously gain fitness in these last two weeks which will NOT do that and only leave me depleted come race day. So instead, I'm going to get in one last long run this Sunday and then start a true taper.
It's amazing that it takes a marathon to get me to truly think about health, but that's what these last two weeks are all about. Part of my taper will be decreasing my running miles, but a bigger part is to eat and drink healthy. Which basically means no alcohol, refined sugar and eating plenty of veggies. This actually will be fairly easy since I've already pretty much eliminated both alcohol and the refined sugar. The more difficult part is the coffee taper.
If you didn't already know, caffeine is a performance enhancing drug. But to optimize its effect, you need to not have a tolerance to it. Meaning if you usually drink two cups a day and expect any effect by taking in a GU with caffeine, you'll most likely be disappointed with the (lack of) results. However, studies have shown that as little as seven days of abstaining can result in an improvement in the effect of caffeine on race day. So as of next Friday, I'll be coffee-free. Might be a good week to avoid any form of contact with me.
Despite some missed long runs and any form of tempo or speed work, I did get in a few decent long runs and feel pretty good about this marathon. 26.2 miles is a long way to travel no matter what and there is always things that can go wrong but I'll take them as they come and hopefully have good news to report.
Until next time,
Danny
This is usually the time where I panic and start thinking that I can somehow miraculously gain fitness in these last two weeks which will NOT do that and only leave me depleted come race day. So instead, I'm going to get in one last long run this Sunday and then start a true taper.
It's amazing that it takes a marathon to get me to truly think about health, but that's what these last two weeks are all about. Part of my taper will be decreasing my running miles, but a bigger part is to eat and drink healthy. Which basically means no alcohol, refined sugar and eating plenty of veggies. This actually will be fairly easy since I've already pretty much eliminated both alcohol and the refined sugar. The more difficult part is the coffee taper.
If you didn't already know, caffeine is a performance enhancing drug. But to optimize its effect, you need to not have a tolerance to it. Meaning if you usually drink two cups a day and expect any effect by taking in a GU with caffeine, you'll most likely be disappointed with the (lack of) results. However, studies have shown that as little as seven days of abstaining can result in an improvement in the effect of caffeine on race day. So as of next Friday, I'll be coffee-free. Might be a good week to avoid any form of contact with me.
Despite some missed long runs and any form of tempo or speed work, I did get in a few decent long runs and feel pretty good about this marathon. 26.2 miles is a long way to travel no matter what and there is always things that can go wrong but I'll take them as they come and hopefully have good news to report.
Until next time,
Danny
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
48 Hours in Nashville
$30 for parking seemed to be a bad omen for our trip to Nashville as we circled Broadway one last time before begrudgingly parting with the equivalent of a meal at Publico or a few rounds of beers. We had just arrived from the airport at 11pm and were headed to Broadway to meet my brother and his girlfriend. Would this be another NYC weekend of overpriced beers and undernourishing food?
Luckily this was not the case. Our parking fee was the only thing about the weekend that didn't go well. We quickly met Andrew and Vicky and after walking the strip a bit settled into a open air bar where we could surreptitiously people watch. Which was, in itself, worth it. The best way I could describe Nashville is a, somewhat, cleaner version of New Orleans with a little Vegas thrown in there. It was a fun first night's introduction.
Some time before dawn but while after dusk, our heads finally found our hotel pillows for a few hours of sleep before a day of pain.
The pain come in the form of consumption, first with the XXhot sauce of Nashville's famous hot chicken at Pepperfire which burned to such a degree from just the sample that both Andrew and I settled for the mildest option. That didn't change the 20+ minutes of burning that lingered.
The second burning sensation came during a Whiskey distillery tour. Not much of a whiskey drinker, this tour made me want to be one. All the history, the cool oak barrels, and the manliness of ordering a drink that can double as lighter fluid. However, this desire to pickle my liver was quickly extinguished with the first sip, nay sniff, of whisky. The tour guide described it as a warm hug, but I tell you it was closer to what I imagine drinking fire must feel like.
The second burning sensation came during a Whiskey distillery tour. Not much of a whiskey drinker, this tour made me want to be one. All the history, the cool oak barrels, and the manliness of ordering a drink that can double as lighter fluid. However, this desire to pickle my liver was quickly extinguished with the first sip, nay sniff, of whisky. The tour guide described it as a warm hug, but I tell you it was closer to what I imagine drinking fire must feel like.
Despite these painful experiences, it was fun touring the city and seeing both the downtown as well as the Opry section of town. Which Kenny and I actually went to. The Grand Ole Opry that is. Not being much of a country fan didn't negatively impact the experience. It was really neat to see the variety of performers as well as the sporadic live advertisements tossed in for the radio audience. It was fun to be a part of.
The next day involved more eating, this time at Jack Brown's Beer and Burger Joint. The selection included an Elvis burger, a Danny Caruso(jalapeno and cream cheese topped), a Greg Brady(mac and cheese and BBQ chips topped) and the one I selected which had a glazed donut as the bun. Yes it may have been a little gluttonous but it sure was delicious.
We somehow managed to waddle ourselves over to the only full-size replica of Greece's Parthenon which houses a 42 foot replica of the goddess Athena. An interesting way to end our 48 hours in Nashville.
Now I better getting running to burn off all the calories accumulated this weekend.
Until next time,
Danny
The next day involved more eating, this time at Jack Brown's Beer and Burger Joint. The selection included an Elvis burger, a Danny Caruso(jalapeno and cream cheese topped), a Greg Brady(mac and cheese and BBQ chips topped) and the one I selected which had a glazed donut as the bun. Yes it may have been a little gluttonous but it sure was delicious.
We somehow managed to waddle ourselves over to the only full-size replica of Greece's Parthenon which houses a 42 foot replica of the goddess Athena. An interesting way to end our 48 hours in Nashville.
Now I better getting running to burn off all the calories accumulated this weekend.
Until next time,
Danny
Friday, February 10, 2017
Hallucination 6 Hour Race
This past weekend, Kendra and I headed over to Charleston, SC ostensibly for me to run a six hour race. For those of you wise enough to not know what this is, a six hour race is exactly what it sounds. Running for six hours. In this case around a lake on a 2.3ish mile flat jeep road. I planned to use this race to force me to get a long run in as I have not had great success doing that on my own with all the traveling we've been doing lately.
I had no idea how to pace for this time because if you run harder you still have to keep going. So I settled into 7:30's with another guy who just moved down to Charleston from outside of Boston. As I always discover, the world really is quite small with us having shared acquaintances. We settled in to chit chatting and ran stride for stride for the first 90 minutes or so. At that point Kenny joined us for a lap(pacers were allowed at any point). The three of us ran another two laps or two and then we split up just to give ourselves some space thinking we'd see each other again over the remaining four hours.
Soon thereafter, probably around the time I was running backwards talking to Kenny, I strained my hip flexor(which I had previously irritated at the Charlotte half marathon a few weeks ago). This was around mile 22-23. Kenny and I slowed it down a little but for fear that I would make it work we soon settled into a walk. A lap like that really put us off pace but then we decided to make a game of it but doing lunges or short sprints interspersed with walking. It got us moving a bit faster without irritating my hip. When I hit the 30 mile mark in 4:15, I decided I had had enough and we decided that a 255 minute race would suffice and any longer was just asking for doing myself a disservice from a training standpoint.
After a brief discussion with Lazarus, the notorious race director of the equally notorious Barkley Marathon, about Nashua women's basketball in the 1980's no less(I was racing in my Gate City Striders singlet), Kenny and I headed to Charleston where we had a great race of our day exploring a few breweries, a brief stop at an Oyster festival in Mount Pleasant and then a great dinner.
We awoke the next morning and both felt good enough to do a short shake out run over the Charleston bridge and then headed back to Columbia in time for the amazing Superbowl.
Which Kenny slept through. But what an amazing game!
And another fun week.
This weekend we're headed out to Nashville with my brother Andrew so no long runs but Andrew did tell me that he found a food eating challenge out there I may have to accept:)
Until next time,
Danny
I had no idea how to pace for this time because if you run harder you still have to keep going. So I settled into 7:30's with another guy who just moved down to Charleston from outside of Boston. As I always discover, the world really is quite small with us having shared acquaintances. We settled in to chit chatting and ran stride for stride for the first 90 minutes or so. At that point Kenny joined us for a lap(pacers were allowed at any point). The three of us ran another two laps or two and then we split up just to give ourselves some space thinking we'd see each other again over the remaining four hours.
Soon thereafter, probably around the time I was running backwards talking to Kenny, I strained my hip flexor(which I had previously irritated at the Charlotte half marathon a few weeks ago). This was around mile 22-23. Kenny and I slowed it down a little but for fear that I would make it work we soon settled into a walk. A lap like that really put us off pace but then we decided to make a game of it but doing lunges or short sprints interspersed with walking. It got us moving a bit faster without irritating my hip. When I hit the 30 mile mark in 4:15, I decided I had had enough and we decided that a 255 minute race would suffice and any longer was just asking for doing myself a disservice from a training standpoint.
After a brief discussion with Lazarus, the notorious race director of the equally notorious Barkley Marathon, about Nashua women's basketball in the 1980's no less(I was racing in my Gate City Striders singlet), Kenny and I headed to Charleston where we had a great race of our day exploring a few breweries, a brief stop at an Oyster festival in Mount Pleasant and then a great dinner.
We awoke the next morning and both felt good enough to do a short shake out run over the Charleston bridge and then headed back to Columbia in time for the amazing Superbowl.
Which Kenny slept through. But what an amazing game!
And another fun week.
This weekend we're headed out to Nashville with my brother Andrew so no long runs but Andrew did tell me that he found a food eating challenge out there I may have to accept:)
Until next time,
Danny
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Not all who wander are lost. Unless you are Wrongway Ferreira
My mom traces back my wayward ways to one Sunday at church. Before Sunday school she had told me that she'd meet me at the back of the church so we could all sit together during mass. As time approached, she looked around for her 7 or 8 year old boy and couldn't find me anywhere along the back wall, in the back pews or in the back waiting room. After probably a few moments of excitement about the prospect of losing her burdensome middle son(I joke. I think.), it occurred to her to look around the back of the church. And there I was waiting impatiently amongst the bushes apparently flabbergasted at her obvious tardiness. And thus it began. Or born again as Wrong-Way Ferreira.
In actuality, I have an even early memory of getting lost. I don't actually know if it's a memory or a memory of a dream, but I vividly remember getting lost in a lobby of a hotel and having to depend on the kindness of strangers, like Blanche, to find my family. The fact that in the memory, I was in a fancy hotel and the woman who helped me was elegantly dressed, I suspect it was a memory but who knows. It certainly wouldn't be unusual for that to happen to me.
Over the years, I'd get lost on nearly a regular basis; relying heavily on maps and later GPS for routes(like that to my Connecticut cousins) that I traveled dozens of times. I learned to budget in some getting lost time into my trips but more importantly to embrace getting lost. I have found some pretty amazing places(like a natural hotspring in Iceland or more recently a cool state park outside of Myrtle Beach) when lost. Especially in an age of more and more connectedness where everyone is reading the same Tripadvisor recommendations and following the same Google maps, it's really nice to just wander and have some time to wonder. Sorry that was bad. Anyway, I would certainly recommend at some time to just get out there and get lost. And see what you can find.
However, I DO NOT recommend doing so during a race. Or a hike. Or when trying to get home to your rented villa in Portugal well after midnight.
Here's a list of just some of the memorable wrong ways I've taken:
Rhode Island 6 Hour Relay: As part of a six member relay team, I had a simple task. Run a 2.5 mile paved bike path as fast as I could. Check. Apparently, I needed more instructions. Like stay on the path. Instead, I followed a guy who was warming up for his leg, and only after about 20 minutes and not returning to the start did I realized I had gone off course. Luckily the rest of my acidotic RACING team was fast enough to make up the time I had squandered but the nickname Wrongway Ferreira was born.
Shortly after RI-6, I entered the Pisgah Trail race in probably close to the best running shape of my life. A few miles into it it was only me and Justin Fyffe out in front. He would usually have been several minutes in front of me but I think he was training for another race and using it as a training run. Either way, we ran and talked for several miles together only to come across the aid station from the wrong side. After learning where we had gone wrong, Justin took off leaving me trudging past back of the packers trying to make up for the lost miles. One of the few races where I got lost and added miles.
Usually what has happened is when I get lost, my brain or body finds path of least resistance(or at least shortest distance). Most recently I cut off 1.3 miles of the Harbison 50k and last year I loped off a whooping 10k from the Guyana Marathon. That was a painful one since I DQ'd myself and the two runners trailing me making myself ineligible for the cool locally made Amerindian prizes.
I also lost out on a possible podium finish at the Kingman Farm Snowshoe race, but I cannot be blamed for this one, as I was closely following the leaders. Still disappointing but I certainly took solace in the fact that, for once, I did not lead others astray.
I did, however, lead my buddy Miles astray during our epic winter hike of the Tripyramids. After a fun but possible breakneck glissade of the 1,000+ foot North Slide, we over-judged the turn to the trail and wound up in thigh deep heavy snow drifts trudging several extra miles back to our car.
There was another time I added miles in a race and that was a very unfortunate experience as it happened about 80 miles into the Leadville 100. I took a wrong turn and ended up coming upon a group of runners that I had passed an hour before. After getting back on track and re-running what I had backtracked on, I estimated I added 2-4 miles to this 100 mile day. Not one of my better experiences.
And it's not just running! I got lost during the Beverly Triathlon both on the bike AND the run. I thought I was crushing it as I was out in the lead, but an ambiguous(to me at least) direction arrow had me off course in no time. I ended up with 2 extra miles on the bike but 3 short on the run. What fun!
Oh and then there's the getting lost at an indoor track race. Well not lost so much as it's only possible equivalent. Miscounting my laps. An indoor 5k is 25 laps(yes, I know. That is awful and something I hope never to replicate). Well I must have liked it so much that I ended up doing a 26th. Nice.
Which brings me to Portugal. After a night out on the town, my two brothers and I somehow split up and I was left to find my way home. No problem. I knew the place was on top of the hill. So in true Ferreira fashion, I took off at a near-sprint at 2am up the hill only to get to the top and be totally lost. Crap. Wrong hill. The correct one was about two miles away but down and back up a valley. Filled with sawgrass and cows. Suffice it to say, the next morning when I awoke, I had lots of painful cuts all over my legs and smelling like what the cat dragged in. .
I would say that is enough misturns during races. I am attempting a 6 hour trail race this weekend which pretty much means I'll be doing the same 2.25 mile loop as many times as I can in that time. I hope that I stay the course but you can trust I'll let you know if I don't.
Until next time,
Danny
In actuality, I have an even early memory of getting lost. I don't actually know if it's a memory or a memory of a dream, but I vividly remember getting lost in a lobby of a hotel and having to depend on the kindness of strangers, like Blanche, to find my family. The fact that in the memory, I was in a fancy hotel and the woman who helped me was elegantly dressed, I suspect it was a memory but who knows. It certainly wouldn't be unusual for that to happen to me.
Over the years, I'd get lost on nearly a regular basis; relying heavily on maps and later GPS for routes(like that to my Connecticut cousins) that I traveled dozens of times. I learned to budget in some getting lost time into my trips but more importantly to embrace getting lost. I have found some pretty amazing places(like a natural hotspring in Iceland or more recently a cool state park outside of Myrtle Beach) when lost. Especially in an age of more and more connectedness where everyone is reading the same Tripadvisor recommendations and following the same Google maps, it's really nice to just wander and have some time to wonder. Sorry that was bad. Anyway, I would certainly recommend at some time to just get out there and get lost. And see what you can find.
However, I DO NOT recommend doing so during a race. Or a hike. Or when trying to get home to your rented villa in Portugal well after midnight.
Here's a list of just some of the memorable wrong ways I've taken:
Rhode Island 6 Hour Relay: As part of a six member relay team, I had a simple task. Run a 2.5 mile paved bike path as fast as I could. Check. Apparently, I needed more instructions. Like stay on the path. Instead, I followed a guy who was warming up for his leg, and only after about 20 minutes and not returning to the start did I realized I had gone off course. Luckily the rest of my acidotic RACING team was fast enough to make up the time I had squandered but the nickname Wrongway Ferreira was born.
Shortly after RI-6, I entered the Pisgah Trail race in probably close to the best running shape of my life. A few miles into it it was only me and Justin Fyffe out in front. He would usually have been several minutes in front of me but I think he was training for another race and using it as a training run. Either way, we ran and talked for several miles together only to come across the aid station from the wrong side. After learning where we had gone wrong, Justin took off leaving me trudging past back of the packers trying to make up for the lost miles. One of the few races where I got lost and added miles.
Usually what has happened is when I get lost, my brain or body finds path of least resistance(or at least shortest distance). Most recently I cut off 1.3 miles of the Harbison 50k and last year I loped off a whooping 10k from the Guyana Marathon. That was a painful one since I DQ'd myself and the two runners trailing me making myself ineligible for the cool locally made Amerindian prizes.
I also lost out on a possible podium finish at the Kingman Farm Snowshoe race, but I cannot be blamed for this one, as I was closely following the leaders. Still disappointing but I certainly took solace in the fact that, for once, I did not lead others astray.
I did, however, lead my buddy Miles astray during our epic winter hike of the Tripyramids. After a fun but possible breakneck glissade of the 1,000+ foot North Slide, we over-judged the turn to the trail and wound up in thigh deep heavy snow drifts trudging several extra miles back to our car.
There was another time I added miles in a race and that was a very unfortunate experience as it happened about 80 miles into the Leadville 100. I took a wrong turn and ended up coming upon a group of runners that I had passed an hour before. After getting back on track and re-running what I had backtracked on, I estimated I added 2-4 miles to this 100 mile day. Not one of my better experiences.
And it's not just running! I got lost during the Beverly Triathlon both on the bike AND the run. I thought I was crushing it as I was out in the lead, but an ambiguous(to me at least) direction arrow had me off course in no time. I ended up with 2 extra miles on the bike but 3 short on the run. What fun!
Oh and then there's the getting lost at an indoor track race. Well not lost so much as it's only possible equivalent. Miscounting my laps. An indoor 5k is 25 laps(yes, I know. That is awful and something I hope never to replicate). Well I must have liked it so much that I ended up doing a 26th. Nice.
Which brings me to Portugal. After a night out on the town, my two brothers and I somehow split up and I was left to find my way home. No problem. I knew the place was on top of the hill. So in true Ferreira fashion, I took off at a near-sprint at 2am up the hill only to get to the top and be totally lost. Crap. Wrong hill. The correct one was about two miles away but down and back up a valley. Filled with sawgrass and cows. Suffice it to say, the next morning when I awoke, I had lots of painful cuts all over my legs and smelling like what the cat dragged in. .
I would say that is enough misturns during races. I am attempting a 6 hour trail race this weekend which pretty much means I'll be doing the same 2.25 mile loop as many times as I can in that time. I hope that I stay the course but you can trust I'll let you know if I don't.
Until next time,
Danny
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